The Attack Laurel Academy

Home

Updates

Contact me!

FAQ

Links

Gallery

Elizabethan

Elizabethan II

Elizabethan III

Embroidery

Accessories

Other Eras

Hand Sewn

Hall of Shame

Other projects

Reproductions

The Maidstone Jacket

V&A coif #T.28-1975

The Carew-Pole Nightcap

The Wadham Shift

Frog Needlecase

Extreme Patterns

Apprentice Brag

Lisette la Roux

Brian Murray

Mary Grace of Gatland

Articles

you use my tailor

Raising the Bar

A Dozen Doublet Designs

Women's Clothes in 1580s London

Military Cassocks

Two Elizabethan Hairstyles

How to wear the coif

Pins

Elizabethan Fabrics overv

Secondhand Clothes

How To Make an Elizabethan Corset Pt. I

Elizabethan Corset pt. II

Cartridge Pleating101

Cartridge 101 p.2

My 15 Favourite Books

Extreme - the how-to

Gardiner's Company

The Slippery Slope

The Elizabethan Seam

Woman's Ensemble

Head coverings Class

Attack Laurel!

Campus Shop

Attack Laurels at Pennsic

Applications

The ALA SCA Registry

Dean's Letter

New Rules!

Academy Judging Form

Apprentice Abuse

Translation Guide

Maiming 101

Merchant Exempt Form

Blackmail

I'm a little teapot

Painting

Historic Art

Modern Art

Le Monde

Category 7 part 1

Category 7 part 2

The Poseidon TV Adventure

Network Earthquakes

As Seen on Cable

Divine Liver and Onions

Plywood Heresy

Tales of the Dollar Store

It's Super!

Aliens Took My Sneakers

It's all a Lie

Sex, Lies, Conspiracy

Someone Left The Cake Out

Hand Sewing

Wino Wisdom

Worst Valentine Ever

Bubble Gum Kiss Offs

The Bear Blushes

Bizarre Love Rituals

All You Need is Love

The Single Girl

Is It a Plot

Living Dead Romance

Antarctic Fun and Eggs

Warp on Drugs

meat pets

Backdoor Medicine

To Whom it May Concern

We're All Geek Here

Panic Flow Chart

20 Million Miles

The End Times

I loves me Some Minions

Blog

Some Stuff About Me

The Attack Laurel Academy (est. 2001)


copyright 2006, laura mellin.  All rights reserved.
Making people cry so you don't have to
Attack Laurel - be very afraid
...Our Illustrious Founder and Dean

The Attack Laurel Academy - Services and Curriculum

The Attack Laurel Academy is currently not accepting any new students.  Sorry.  However, you're welcome to explore the hallowed halls of the Academy:


Administration Wing

Apply to the Academy 
The Attack Laurel SCA Registry Form - how we keep track of the rest of you losers and wanna-bes.  (4/10/08)
Want to sell non-period stuff at events without fear of reprisal from Attack Laurels?  Here's how!

Academic Studies
The Attack Laurels at Pennsic 2008 (new! 8/27/08)

The Dean's Spring Letter- some thoughts on judging.  (4/10/08)
The REAL judging forms used in Arts & Sciences competitions
 
What the Laurels are really saying when they critique your work
Read the new rules for SCA events
Maiming 101:  How to attack people at events using harmless objects (1/9/07)

Graduate Work

Suggestions on how to have fun with your apprentices

Counseling Services

And what happens when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.

 

Updates to the class schedule will happen semi-regularly, since Attack Laurels are notoriously lazy, and prefer to make their apprentices do all the work.  The Dean of the Academy is currently in negotiations with her apprentices about working conditions, so you'll have to be patient.  Hopefully the second crust of bread per day will not be a sticking point in the negotiations.


copyright L. Mellin, 2007
NEW!  The Attack Laurel Campus Bookshop is now open!  Come and browse for all your Attack Laurel and Sewer Apprentice needs!
 

Text and images copyright L. Mellin, 2000-2008, except where noted.  All rights reserved.

Last updated 8/28/08